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beartier:

lava really pisses me off cuz like

i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and

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i want to dip my hands in it

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bear-onica:

shitloadsofwrestling:

One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass.

the rock is a gift

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iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

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gifprincess:

When in doubt, pinky out!

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orgasm:

it’s so stupid that we’re expected to pay over $200,000 for a college degree

american education system what r u doin

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whoredinarygirl:

i can’t even pick my favorite song what makes you think i can pick a college

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anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

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weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

(via moxiemonarch)

rusr:

when you get mad at the wrong person & they get mad back

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sorelatable:

If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity

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How to finger a girl

1. Use your tongue

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