the biggest influence tumblr has had on my life is that i always think of that ‘when white people do that half-jog across the road’ post when i do that white person half-jog across the road
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i just tried to take a mint like a fucking ibuprofen
you snorted a mint?
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joe you ain’t SHIT
my childhood was ruined at this precise moment
;(
Why’s he doin it to ‘em in the background
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Flipping your dog’s ear back down is the equivalent of tucking your friends tag back in their shirt.
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2017 better be nice to my mom
2018 better be nice to my mom
2019 better be nice to my mom
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It’s that time of year again!
You’d think it’d be 32 because he’s got a slight weight advantage, but 856 is the underdog.
but where’s my boy 480 Otis?
480 Otis got out-fatted by 409 Beadnose this year.
My prediction that 856 would be 32 Chunk was wrong.
My money is on 747, the dude is a straight MONSTER
FUCKING U N I T
This is the only bracket anyone ever needs to care about all other brackets are cancelled.
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